Everyone’s favorite crackhead, Amy Winehouse, wasn’t able to attend the Grammys in person this year, but that doesn’t mean there wasn’t any drama to speak of. Two of Hollywood’s most famous party girls - Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton - were reportedly at each other’s throats.

According to the Mirror, who were in attendance at the awards ceremony, they were “flies on the wall for the mother of all cat-fights between the pair.” Here’s what they claim went down last night at Timbaland’s exclusive pre-Grammys party at Avalon:

We watched open-mouthed as Lindsay pointed at Paris and snarled: “What the hell is that bitch doing here? I didn’t know she was on the list.”

To which Paris spat back: “F*** off you bitch.”

The reason behind their public spat is apparently a man, Timbaland himself to be specific. No, they’re not interested in dating him (at least we don’t think so), but rather, they’re interested in using him to help their scant music careers. According to a source close to the pair who spoke with the Mirror, “Both saw the party as an ideal way of getting him on side - but they didn’t count on the other being there.” Read More »