Katie Holmes has been living in hideous baggy jeans for what seems like weeks now, but really it’s probably only been a week.  But the figuring-hugging top she wore this week which seemed to accentuate a protruding belly has now set tongues wagging, and the gossip mags wondering: “Is Katie Holmes pregnant?”

The 29-year-old actress and her husband Tom Cruise have repeatedly denied rumors of a second pregnancy.  In the meantime, Kate has thrown herself back into work following a two-year hiatus to raise daughter Suri, 2.

More than likely it’s just a little bloat, but who knows - celebs have been known to lie to us before!

Don’t Do it, Will!

News on TomKat has been awfully quiet lately. Not anymore after Star Magazine has let the life of Suri Cruise be spotlighted. Doesn’t sound like much of a childhood for TomKat’s spawn. No McDonalds, no medicine, and no television. I wonder if she is even allowed to play with toys!

Tom (and he has brainwashed Katie) thinks that Suri is over a billion years old and should be treated like an adult. Dear Lord, at least Britney’s parents were smart enough to FORCE her into a Pysch ward.

By now we all know that Posh Spice is a robot. What we didn’t know is how her offspring with David Beckham would turn out. It turns out when you cross the robot with a soccer player you get a break dancer. We found out when Cruz Beckham stole the show at a recent ‘Spice Girls’ show in NYC.

We are still awaiting word on what happens when you cross a robot with a scientologist. We will know more when Suri Cruz grows up. Read More »