What Happens When You Cross a Robot and a Sports Star?

February 19th, 2008 by Rumor Ryan

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By now we all know that Posh Spice is a robot. What we didn’t know is how her offspring with David Beckham would turn out. It turns out when you cross the robot with a soccer player you get a break dancer. We found out when Cruz Beckham stole the show at a recent ‘Spice Girls’ show in NYC.

We are still awaiting word on what happens when you cross a robot with a scientologist. We will know more when Suri Cruz grows up. Read More »

Johnny Knoxville Has His Balls Busted

February 19th, 2008 by Rumor Ryan

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It is hard to emulate the late great Evel Knievel. Johnny Knoxville, of MTV Jackass, learned that recently when a motorcycle stunt that went bad. He writes on his website:
“Just got back from Oklahoma where I was shooting ‘Mat Hoffman’s tribute to Evel Knievel.’ Had a ball, too, even though I almost lost my own balls in the process.

“Don’t want to give too much away because the tribute airs February 23rd on MTV, but let’s just say before letting (stunt trainer) Travis Pastrana teach me how to do a backflip on a motorcycle I should have had him teach me to ride one first. Heh-heh… Bad for me, good for our viewing audience at home.

“Have to go now. Have to empty the piss bag on my leg that I have to wear for the next two weeks until my torn urethra heals. Ouch!”

If he looks as bad it reads, this will be a viral video when the masses see it.

Eminem the Next Andy Kaufman?

February 15th, 2008 by Rumor Ryan

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Eminem is rumored to be joining the WWE. While I am not a big professional wrestling fan, ok I despise it, wouldn’t you like to see him take on Jerry the King Lawler. I may want to watch that on Pay Per View. His battles with Andy Kaufman are legendary.

Oh yeah, back to Slim Shady… One of his buddies said that he bulked up, remember all those reports that he was obese, to get ready for a his new gig that is set to start in less 4 months.

If you have no Idea what I am talking about with Jerry the King Lawler and Andy Kaufman check out this video:

Imagine him Eminem rapping when he taunts Lawler:

Or Eminem Wrestling a 300 pound Woman
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