Noel Gallagher celebrated the completion of Oasis’ latest studio album last night in true rock n’ roll style:  he was up til the wee hours of the morning on a bender after a fan club gig at London’s swanky Groucho Club.  The next morning he had an interview scheduled on Chris Moyles breakfast show at Radio 1.  Noel got barely a wink of sleep before he had to report for duty, still drunk.

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Kelly Rowland misses the spotlight that’s been snatched away since Destiny’s Child broke up.  Yea, she’s got her own solo career and some new breasts to boot, but it’s not the same.  Fortunately for her, it seems a reunion with Beyonce and Michelle Williams might be in the works. 

She recently confided, “I miss the girls, I miss being on stage with them.” She also said that she respects the other members of the group, and that “It’s a blessing when we work together.” Translation:  I make more cash working with Beyonce than I do solo.

The reunion might include new material, but that’s up in the air.  Each of the girls are busy doing their own thing, so finding time to get in the studio could be difficult.  If that fails, they could always do a reunion tour à la the Spice Girls, releasing just one new song and replaying all the old hits on tour.

Holly has made quite public her desires to have the famed Playboy founder all to herself, as well as wanting to have a child with him.  She’s also been hoping that the wild parties would die down. At last Thursdays big EA Madden NFL ‘09 Game Launch party in West Hollywood’s STK, Hef’s other two girlfriends, Kendra Wilkinson and Bridget Marquardt, were nowhere to be seen.  And Hef clearly had eyes only for Holly as they hung out in the back VIP booth.

The final party that Hef will personally throw is the upcoming annual Halloween party.  A rep for the magazine said, “Who knows what will happen in a year from now?”  Considering they said that this is the last he will throw personally, I’m going to take that as meaning they might still throw Playboy parties, just may not at Hef’s place.

You know it’s a slow news day when we’re relegated to commenting on Katie Holmes’ attire.  In the past two weeks Katie Holmes has been photographed wearing a pair of Tom Cruise’s jeans with rolled up cuffs a total of 10 TIMES.  They look awful, but she insists on continuing to wear them.  Fortunately, today she was seen wearing something else and it wasn’t denim - woah! 

While Jordan revealed her noticably smaller bust on a recent jaunt in LA, observers and paparazzi couldn’t help but notice that another part of her anatomy had been enlarged: her lips. 

Jordan, who flew in to Los Angeles for corrective breast surgery, revealed a significantly enhanced pout following her release from the hospital.  While out shopping and celebrating her new look, she was seen smiling all over the city.  But with such swollen lips, it was a little hard to tell. (more…)

Hagman, 76, who played the infamous oil tycoon J.R. Ewing in the series, said that he is looking forward to the event:

“I may not be able to do the 40th,” said Hagman, 76, in an interview with The Dallas Morning News. “Thirty years is pretty good, and the show is still very popular.”

The reunion party will take place at the Southfork Ranch in suburban Parker, just north of Dallas.  It’ll be open to the public, and tickets go on sale on August 22.  They range in price from $100 to $1,000.  Also included in the event are fireworks, a country music concert, tours of the mansion, and a question-and-answer session with the cast. 

Unfortunately Jock and Miss Ellie won’t be able to make it, they both passed away  long before the series ended.   Other cast members have yet to confirm their attendance publicly.

Lindsay Lohan is sick of the rumors that her little sister, Ali Lohan, got a boob job.  Frankly, we never even heard the rumor until she bought it up.  Writing on her MySpace blog, in an entry titled ARE THEY REAL???, LiLo defended her little sis saying that their mom, Dina, taught them to appreciate what they’ve got and that she’d never let 14-year-old Ali go under the knife.

Considering that Ali is just 14, the chances of this rumor being true is very slim.  I can’t think of any credible doctors that would give breast implants to a girl who hasn’t yet fully developed, and even a media whore like her mom Dina probably wouldn’t sacrifice her daughter’s health and life for the spotlight.  She’s probably just going through puberty, and bought herself some new push-up bras.

In other LiLo news: Sam is away and she misses her. Aww.